An Open Letter to Iron Maiden

Dear Iron Maiden,

I am Randy, host of The Metal Show and longtime Iron Maiden fan, and I am writing for one little favor.

PLEASE COME WITHIN 6 HOURS DRIVING DISTANCE OF IOWA CITY, IA, ON YOUR NEXT NORTH AMERICAN TOUR!

One fateful day, I was robbed of my chance to see Iron Maiden due to the Ozzfest festival I had tickets for being canceled in Wisconsin (I think it was there). I do not solely blame you guys, but also Ozzy for destroying my chance to see the best fuckin' band alive.

Oh, and please play heavily from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son and Powerslave, or at least change up the setlist if at all possible.

Get your ass to the States and close to Iowa!

Thanks,

Randy